Friday, January 9, 2015

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

Made in 2006, this didn't get a US theater release until 2013 because of a distributor going bankrupt. Amber Heard stars as Mandy, a girl who got suddenly really hot over the summer. As a result, she's the center of attention among the in-crowd boys who all wish to be "with" her. At the end of the school year, she's invited for a weekend away at one guy's ranch. Everything's going as planned until the friends start dying. Anyway, this movie is awful. I slept through 20, maybe 30, minutes of it (it's only 90 minutes long) and it took me like 5 seconds to get caught up. The production values, the plot, the dialogue, the acting - all terrible. Oh wait, there's a twist ending! How original. Anyway, the only positive is you get to stare at the gorgeous Amber Heard for 90 minutes but that ain't enough to save this one. 2/10.

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